Nerd-douchebags

So, this post will be short because I'm posting from my phone, but it's funny. Today, my friend and I were talking, and it somehow came up that I am initially attracted to pedants. I don't know what it is, but at first, pedantic guys are just extremely attractive to me. Yes, I do realise this is a problem. I'm getting to that. My friend did not know what "pedantic" means. Upon explaining it to him, his first reaction was, "So, like a douchebag." Trying to defend myself, I insisted that it was not at all like a douchebag. However, he insisted that pedants are the douchebags of the nerds, and eventually I had to agree. Feeling defeated, I sadly exclaimed, "Oh no, I'm attracted to the douchebags of the nerds!" to which he responded,"So you ARE normal!"